From the Mouths of Babes: Petit Blackmail
Conversation at dinner:
2yo: I finished. Chocolate yoghurt now?
Me: Just wait for your sisters to finish too.
2yo: Mummy. Look at my chair. I gonna fall off chair now. I hit face BAM! on hard floor. Then I dies. Fly away bye-bye high in sky, you never see me again! Chocolate yoghurt now?